I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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