All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
high people should be assigned attendants
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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