You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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