what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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