Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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