Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I smell like Dick and happiness
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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