i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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