Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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