I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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