He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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