i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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