I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Randomize
