Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
