Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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