This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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