i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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