why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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