Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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