i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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