You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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