well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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