I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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