Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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