You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Randomize
