first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
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He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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