Ambien. No doubt about it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
i believe in u and ur pee
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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