had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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