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You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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