Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My feet surprised me
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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