? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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