Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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