I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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