Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
