I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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