What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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