On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I seem to have left my pride at pride
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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