Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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