i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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