waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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