This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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