Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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