Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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