i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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