good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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