Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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