Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
All I want is dick and wine.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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