Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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