He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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