Buhtt sex?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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