How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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