i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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