I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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